Science and Nuts

Since i heard it so many times this month…

I decided to do some research and penetrate the issue scientifically. First of all, the far most important factor is what really drives the human drive?  The answer comes easy and was no surprise: The Mitochondria is the engine of human cells and the “cellular power plants”. It is the tower of power, man.

After the heavy research work I reached a very surprising insight, the mitochondria where the dick-abstinence possibly could be detected, did not show any signs of it. It was nowhere to be found! The Dick abstinence was simply not there. Now i started to get really worried.

The power plants of the human’s cells depend on mitochondrial DNA – mtDNA.  I was extremely surprised when I discovered what some scientists knew for a very long time: mtDNA comes exclusively from woman and it is therefore logical to conclude that the mtDNA – female engines, is the driving force in the human mankind. Unfortunately, there is no scientific proof or any sign whatsoever of any dick abstinence, however paternal mtDNA transmission is possible, it has been even been known to occur in sheep’s.

So the younger and less experienced Adam-DNA does not really qualify to be a driving force in human cells, in fact the male genital organs the dick is powered by the first line mtDNA. So there seems to be no hard evidence that feminists have any dick abstinence, however it seems to be a scientific fact that the Dick cannot obey without mtDNA, which only comes from women and is the power plant of Homo sapiens.

The powerhouse of the cells are driven by DNA from women and so is the dick – otherwise the dick could not stand. But as always that is hard for the dick to understand, but it could still be an hang-around member.

-Ooh boy did you ever get fucked?

-Dear dick-head, I’m really sorry to have to say it but maybe you are fucked?